Tuesday, December 18, 2012

From Doctor Who to Star Trek: Geekily Delicious Gingerbread



The nerdy Christmas bakery eleves are at it again. Here's a selection of Nerdtastic gingerbread possibilities.  This tasty TARDIS comes with complete instructions.


This delicious take on Hogwarts is featured with 14 other clever creations on Neatorama. The Star Wars creations are not to be missed.



A nice treat for your favorite Brown Coat.


Forever Geek has a great look at perfect items for the nerd's tree.


This Flickr user has brought The Nightmare Before Christmas to living death.

Feeling ambitious? The Food Network has a gingerbread house recipe right here. Or you can learn by
watching the master (or is that mistress?), Martha Stewart work with Miss Piggy.



Enjoy your visions of gingerbread. I feel a craft attack coming on. Royal icing is the culinary equivalent of hot glue.

So what's up with that Star Trek Trailer? Analysis roundup

 
The trailers for Star Trek: Into Darkness have raised a lot of questions about just who that mysterious villian played by "Sherlock" and "The Hobbit" star Benedict Cumberbatch. (Side note: has there have been a better name for a British actor?) Speculations have run from Kahn to Spock's brother Sybok from the poorly received Star Trek V: The Final Frontier. Many have insisted Cumberbatch is not playing Kahn; and they wouldn't lie to us, right? Below we have a trailer and then a link to Entertainment Weekly's blow by blow of the trailer with some interesting ideas as to what's going on. I'm pretty sure I see Carol Marcus in there. Or am I just imagining things? I hope in this version of the future Kirk's son doesn't wear a preppie sweater tied around his shoulder on the bridge. I appreciate the work of the late Merritt Butrick in Square Pegs, but not a stellar choice to play Kirk's son.
 
The Trailer
 

 
 
So what do you think? Who is who in this rebooted Federation?
 
 
 


Saturday, August 6, 2011

Give me back my ticket money, you damned dirty apes!



Things I loved about Rise of The Planet of the Apes:

1. Andy Serkis - the man is the Laurence Oliver of motion capture. He invests humanity into every character he's asked to bring to life. Which is more than I can say for James Franco in this movie.

2. The CGI effects. The apes are beautiful and realistic. If only that effort had gone into the dialogue.

3. The set-up.  A great approach explaining how the apes got so smart, so fast.

4. John Lithgow - A wonderful performance.

5. Caesar's face. They gave that chimp Roddy McDowall's Planet of the Apes face - only more animated.

6. Nods to the classic films. Plenty of them. The most enjoyable part of the movie is looking for them and there was one that (although I saw it coming ten miles away) made me hoot and holler.


What I hated:

1. The dialogue was stilted and hard to sit through. Unworthy of the caliber of the cast. It's as if the director gave them the same direction George Lucas did the cast of Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith - "Act like a block of wood! More wooden! More wooden!" Convey emotion by shouting! Shout! Shout!

2. The cardboard villains. If you've got good actors to play your bad guys, why waste them? The antagonists are unnecessarily one-dimensional.  What a waste of David Hewlett, Tom Felton &David Oyelowo.

3. The evil drug company plot. It's been done and it's cartoonish in this movie. I'm not even sure why it's necessary as the experiment could have gone wrong either way. I find Hollywood's holier-than-thou attitude towards other forms of big business hypocritical. Apparently showbiz is the only biz that should be for profit. Despite that fact that they've never developed a life-saving drug or put a gallon of fuel in a vehicle.

4. James Franco. I know the man can act, I've seen it. But not in this movie.

5. The complete lack of a sense of humor. It's just not any damn fun.

All I can say (paraphrasing Tom Felton in one of the movie's few flashes of humor) is "Give me back my ticket money, you damned dirty apes!

On the other hand, my husband LOVED this movie. His effusive praise will be posted shortly.

Sunday, July 24, 2011

Captain America, @#$% Yeah!

Chris Evans stars in the new film Captain America: The First Avenger as scrawny Steve Rogers, who just wants to do his part in World War II against the bullies of the world. Evans takes to the role of Captain America as if he was born for it. The origin story plays out as it should and is a fair adaptation of what comic book readers for decades know and expect to see as the origin of the iconic Super-Soldier and Patriot.

Hugo Weaving (of Lord Of the Rings fame) is terrific as Johann Schmidt, the evil Red Skull, head of the Nazi super science division, Hydra, and Cap's arch-nemesis. He has outgrown Hitler and schemes to rule the world alone.

Tommy Lee Jones is great as Col Chester Philips who works to turn a scrawny kid from Brooklyn into a good soldier. Hayley Atwell (awesome in the Pillars of the Earth miniseries, about the 12th-Century building of a cathedral) plays Agent Peggy Carter, Cap's love interest, a gun-toting dame working to make the Super Soldier a reality.

Marvel is pulling together a great continuity in its films and Captain America: The First Avenger gives us some great geek-tastic moments. Howard Stark (Tony "Iron Man" Stark's father) appears with his prototype anti-gravity car. Can a floating SHIELD Helicarrier be far off in future Marvel films? I think not.

Several of Sgt. Fury's Howling Commandos and old pal James “Bucky” Barnes show up in great dramatic moments and are a nice introduction to these classic Marvel characters.

In the background of one scene I gleefully found the Synthetic Man, AKA Toro, Marvel's 1940's Human Torch, who in the old-school comics often teamed-up with Namor the Sub-Mariner, and is a nod to Evans previous role as the Human Torch in the Fantastic Four films. The original Human Torch is also a precursor to one of the Avenger's most feared villains Ultron.

Captain America’s return to the present, also a mainstay of comics lore was well-handled and fun, setting the stage for good things to come in future Marvel films.

I grew up with Captain America cartoons from the ‘60s playing on TV after school daily with other Marvel cartoons starring The Hulk, Iron Man, Thor, Namor, and of course Spider-Man. I am one of the few people out there who fondly remember the short-lived '70s CBS Captain America TV series starring Reb Brown as Captain America. We also grew up with a live action Spider-Man, Incredible Hulk, and Wonder Woman TV series too.

The first modern Captain America Film for the big screen (1990 – look it up), not counting movie serials from the 40’s and ‘50s, just sucked, and if you ever have the misfortune to see it, please do see it, for it will reinforce how GREAT the new Captain America film really is.

Oh, and stay through the entirety of the end credits, you won't be disappointed.

Next Summer, The Avengers Assemble! Can't wait!

In conclusion, enjoy this blast from the past:

Link-a-palooza - Doctor Who Fall Season Trailer and more!

Here's a round-up some fun links that should would a nerd's heart. Up first, the fabulous Cake Wrecks offers up some non-wrecked Harry Potter Cakes. Dig the flaming Hogwarts. I'm something of a baker and I could probably pull that off in about 100 years.

Then we have this video of everyone from Greg Gruenenberg to Jorge Garcia auditioning for the part of Peter Bishop on Fringe. Wait until you get to the last one. Is it a sign of things to come on season 4?



And this tasty bit of Whovian awesomeness. The trailer for the Fall 2011 season:



Let's see: Hitler, weeping angels, a minotaur, what appears to be Charlie McCarthy plus River Song with an eyepatch? And no, we haven't figured that one out yet. Or have we?


The folks at Comics Alliance visited a protest at Comic-Con against the reboot of DC Titles. Looks like they were the only ones who showed up. Not that I blame the haters. Lois Lane with a new boyfriend? Say it ain't so. I'll just have to watch the last scene of Smallville over and over to feel better.

Entertainment Weekly sat down with George R.R. Martin to talk about some of the strong reactions to the plot twists in A Dance with Dragons. This is chocked full of spoilers, so if you haven't read the book, you probably shouldn't read this article. You'll hate yourself afterwards.

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Just saw Flight Day 12 Highlights: Atlantis undocking from ISS

In the view of the Space Station from Atlantis as Atlantis moved away the commentary from Mission Control described other ships currently docked with ISS, apparently at the same time as Atlantis was docked there.

There were 2 Russian Soyuz ships, the one that brought Mike Fossum, one of this mission's space walkers, and one that had brought Ron Garon, the other space walker,  and Japanese astronaut Satoshi Furukawa. Each of them also brought some Russian astronauts. I think there might have been another ship too, I'm not sure. One of the docked ships had also brought supplies.

Suddenly looking at the cylindrical shape with all the solar panel arrays and the docked ships sticking out, it was a vision straight out of Deep Space Nine, or maybe Babylon 5, of a busy space station, a functioning spaceport. It's real. It's here now. It's not just science fiction anymore!

Wow!

Saturday, July 16, 2011

Why Harry Potter 7 part 2 left a big fan feeling let down: A review by Maria



Warning: SPOILERS ABOUND!  So don't read unless you know how it all ends and want to know how the movie differs from the book. Again - SPOILERS!  We sent our magical contributor Maria to a midnight show (and by we sent, I mean she paid her own way) and here's why she's not too happy.



I saw the midnight show of Harry Potter 7 Part Two. I go to the midnight Harry Potter shows more for the experience than for anything else. You are amongst the biggest fans at midnight. It will be the most fun. I was not disappointed with the pre movie 'experience'. There were all kinds of people dressed up. There were Deatheaters and Hogwarts students, people with Harry Potter Snuggies on. I had my 'Muggle' shirt on. I felt underdressed. I should have gone all out Bellatrix LaStrange. Even the Chick fil A cow was dressed as a Weasley!

There was a feeling, from the beginning that the movie just started out of nowhere. It would have made good sense to show parts 1 and 2 together. From the beginning of the movie, I was disappointed. The film moved so quickly, I felt like hitting pause and rewinding because I thought for sure I missed some things. After the second viewing, I felt the same way because too many important things were missing.

The first major disturbing part of the movie was the break in at Gringots. Hermione as Bellatrix was played wrong. While Hermione took a minute or two to get the hang of being Bellatrix in the book she got it by the time they got to the bank. It's ridiculous to think she can't walk in heels and wobbled through the lobby. We shouldn't have been sure they were made right away. It took a minute or two in the book. Hermione HAD Bellatrix's wand. Why was she arguing that she didn't have to show it? Her having it was the giveaway in the book since it got around she lost it. The Imperious Curse, overplayed by the goblin at the desk.

I can't understand why Gringots had to be a bloodbath. Griphook got away in the book, why kill him? It insults the movie goer to assume they can't understand magic. Griphook took off with the sword, the sword appears from the hat to Neville later. We understand magic. We're ok with it happening that way. Why change it?!

The dragon escape from Gringots was well done. I found it very odd that when Harry, Ron and Hermione got back on land after escaping the dragon, Hermione puts something on all of their hands quickly, they don't talk about it, and they put clothes on without doing any spell to dry themselves, which they all know at this point. I'm guessing it was Essence of Murtlap or something like that but why did they need it? Rough dragon ride or the fact that in Bellatrix's vault, they got burnt by the reproducing gold? We don't know, they didn't mention that it multiplied AND burned.

The landing in Hogsmead, setting off the caterwalling charm was lame. Why would they be apparating all over the place without using the cloak? I know it might be a little more work but it just makes them look stupid that they wouldn't use the cloak. It was significant that the deatheaters tried to summom the cloak and it didn't go. Why is there no mention that Harry's cloak is one of the Hallows?

The scene with Abberforth was rushed and didn't give the info we needed to understand Dumbledore. This was another big disappointment. We needed to hear his story and Arianna's. Abberforth's rant made Dumbledore sound like a jerk and it left a bad taste in my mouth. The mirror that he got from Dung was done wrong. It has a piece missing and it matched what Harry was carrying. That's not how the mirrors worked. Harry and Sirius EACH had a mirror. Harry broke his mirror, throwing it into his trunk. Sirius' mirror should have been intact. If Abberforth got Sirius' mirror, it would not match the piece that Harry carried, stupid mistake.

The fight in Hogwarts, while grand and interesting moved too quickly. I dislike in movies when the scene switches at an almost manic pace and you can't catch anything going on, especially when it's dark. The room of requirement scene also didn't do anything for me. The big thing in the book was that Harry came to Hogwarts to find the Horcrux and they all think he's come to fight. A scene I waited for and was sorely disappointed I didn't see was Percy reuniting with his family and redeeming himself. We needed that time with the Weasleys, especially with Fred and George. The death scene was completely botched. Fred, George and Percy were fighting together. Hedwig got a better death scene. I think Collin Creevey deserved some mourning as well.

The gathering in the Great Hall (which looked tiny to me and took me until the second viewing to realize where it was supposed to be) was so odd. Why were the kids that were living in the room or requirement in that gathering? None of them would have been there as they were hiding in the room of requirement no longer actively participating in school. I just don't get why they did it that way. The books are well written. The story is epic. Why change it? WHY CHANGE IT?!!!

I feel we should have seen the Order and the students fighting more. It was too much of the Deatheaters moving forward. I also want to know where the numbers that Voldemort had came from. It looked like thousands of witches and wizards. The good side got lots of reinforcements. Where were they? Why waste time on the scene blowing up the bridge, also not in the book?

Harry did a lot of running around in the castle looking for the Horcrux and then Hermione and Ron showed up with the Basilisk fangs in the book. They don't tell Harry they are going to go look for them. They also don't kiss there. Hermione jumps Ron and kisses him after he says they need to go get the House Elves and tell them to leave and save themselves. That's important. Hermione was all about S.P.E.W. and treating the elves right. She was moved by Ron's caring. That's a reason to kiss. Harry and Ginny never get to have a good kiss. What's up with that?!

The next scene in the room of requirement should have had Crabbe and Goyle with Malfoy trying to stop Harry. The Fiend Fire destroys the room and the Horcrux. Why change it? Why is Blaze Sabini in there? It's always been Crabbe and Goyle at Malfoy’s side. Why stab the cup with the Basilisk fang? It's already destroyed from the fire in the book. I don't see why they needed to stray so much from the book unnecessarily.

The trip to the boathouse (as opposed to the Shrieking Shack in the book) was a surprise also. Why do they want us to feel sorry for Snape before he dies? In the book, he's still a jerk to Harry as he's dying. His thoughts leaking out as 'tears' for Harry to view in the pensieve was another strange variation. In the book, they come out of his wounds. He insults Harry and conjures up his own vial to put it in. In the book he just tells Harry to look at him, he doesn’t say anything about his ‘mother’s eyes.’ I also feel that weakening Voldemort with each Horcrux that is destroyed, while kind of interesting, didn’t follow the book. I think seeing him weakened was to get him sympathy, like Snape. We don’t want to feel sorry for that jerk. He was evil and needed to go.

When Harry watched Snape’s memories in the pensieve, it was well done. While I’d have liked to have seen it longer, the way they filmed it and presented it was good. Where were the portraits of the headmasters in the office?

When Harry goes to the Forbidden Forrest, I’d say that was probably the best of the adaptations of the book in the movie. They cut out what they needed to and showed what they needed to. The scene in Kings Cross was quite brief and again we missed a lot of Dumbledore’s story. Dumbledore is important to HP book readers. We love him.

I think the way they did the scene when Harry is carried to Hogwarts was another well done adaptation. I think they should have had the big fight all together in the Great Hall like in the book. Voldemort chasing Harry all over the castle, unnecessary. Neville kills Naginy right there in front of everyone and the fight breaks out again in the book. Everyone needed to hear and see it. Harry should have told Voldemort the whole progression of the Elder Wand. He needed to know it all before he died, not just ‘maybe Professor (it wasn’t lost on me that after seeing Snape’s memories, Harry used his title when speaking of him, as he was regularly corrected when he called him ‘Snape’ in Dumbledore’s presence) Snape wasn’t the master’.

I’d have liked to have seen an epic battle in the Great Hall, where it belonged. When Harry walked outside with Ron and Hermione he snaps the Elder Wand in half. I just thought ‘What the HELL!’ Harry mourned the loss of his wand. He used the Elder Wand in the book to fix his wand and then puts it back in Dumbledore’s crypt. Why change that?!!! I’m sorry but Harry loved that wand. He kept that wand. Why not do that like it is in the book? It would not take a lot of extra time.

I saw some comments online about Harry talking to Lupin (after using the Resurrection Stone) about his son, yet nowhere is his having a son mentioned in the movies. How does Harry know he has a son?

My last big disappointment came in the form of a line that Ron says in the 19 years later portion of the book, but not the movie. One of the kids mentions that everyone is staring at them in the book. (In the movie, no one is staring at them.) Ron tells them not to worry, ‘I’m really famous’ and the kids giggle at him. It was a sweet line and Ron deserved that laugh.

All in all, I can’t get over the complete lack of continuity in HP 7 part 2. I feel violated. I hope the movie reviews reflect the disappointment of the hardcore Harry Potter fans who have read the books and expected better. Shame on you David Yates and especially Steve Kloves.